Jun. 13th, 2006

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We got (unofficial) chemistry department t-shirts today. Since I didn't want one that said "Need Money for Beer Research" I got the snarky one (much funnier, anyhow):

Physical Chemistry
The grand attempt to apply y=mx+b to everything in the universe

Organic Chemistry
The practice of transmuting vile, toxic substances into publications

Analytical Chemistry
The fine art of letting the machine figure it out for you

Inorganic Chemistry
The syphoning off of NSF grant money for research that will never be useful. Ever.

Biochemistry
An exercise in making buffer, after buffer, after buffer, after buffer...

Combinatorial Chemistry
The process of making a million useless compounds when one would suffice

Chemical Engineering
Doing for actual profit what other chemists just do for fun

I'm amused.

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